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OOOOOOOOO
La da da da dadada da da da dadadada dadadada dada da da
I was gunna clean my room until I got high... OOOOOO
I was gunna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why(why man) Because
I got HIGH because i got HIGH because I got HIIIGH
La da da da dadada
I was gunna go to class bfor i got high
I culda cheated and I culda passed but I got high
Now im takin it next semester and I know why(why man)
Because I got HIGH because I got HIGH because I got HIIGH
I was gunna go to work but I got high
I just go a new promotion but I got high
Now im sellin dope and I know why..(why man)
Because I got HIGH because I got HIGH because I got HIIIGH
I was gunna go to court befor I got high
I was gunna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole pay check and I know why.. (why man)
Cuz I got HIGH because I got HIGH because I got HIIIGH
I wasnt gunna run from the cops but I was high
I was gunna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now im a peripligic and I know why..(why man)
Cuz I got high because i got HIGH because I got HIIIGH
I was gunna make love to you but then I got high
I was gunna eat ur pussy too but then I got hiiigh
NOw im jackin off and I know why(why man)
Cuz I got HIGH because I got HIGH because I got HIGH
I messed up my intire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now im sleepin on the sidewalk and I know why(why man)
Cuz I got high because I got HIGH because I got HIGH
Im gunna stop singing this song..cuz im high
Im singin this whole thing wrong because im high
Lad DADADA SHOOBIE DOOBIE DO WOP
CUZ IM HIGH CUZ IM HIGH!!
THIS IS SUCH A GREAT SONG!!!!
MMM YAHHH
Id like to have a "tea party" with this guy.
I have to go to the bathroom...
ok.. i am done now
Me and Erin just finished playin the PS2 we beet to levels on l.o.t.r (return of the king) we are an awesome team
when Im Aragorn
and Erins Legolas
(she only plays him because she thinks hes hot) silly silly girls! Woops! My sister just yelled at me for leaving the seat up... sry kendal!! lmao
Im bad ! Im bad! you know it im bad because i molest little boys and my name is Micheal Jackson a.k.a Wacko Jacko!! Watch out!! im a NUT CASE!!! I will eat ur heart!!!
now who else should i make fun of oh i know
this is what my principal looks like when he gets an idea to punish us.. plus he duz that little evil laugh.. you know the mwahhahahahaha
this is what my friend devon looks like
Erin says he looks like Papa Smurf.
This is Erin when shes grouchy.. whatch out!! she might bite ur head of(she actually lives in a trash can like oscar)
I got My evil sister kendal as a prize outta my cereal box.
this girl in my class smells like a fish its pretty grody
her stink can make you pass out or puke
Anyway i gotta go now.. Ill post tomorrow
Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream Soapy Soapy Scrubby Scrubby I am nice and clean!! 
ENJOY!! hehee
ok i finally got erin off the computer...shes makin supper right now.. shes a really good cook
um so here are sum jokes for you
all jokes are from jokes.com
Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.
| Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You | ||
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no wouldnt that be nice....
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
These blonde jokes are for my sister hehehe
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
| A Blonde's Brain At Work | ||
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." |
| Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do? | ||
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are their lights on?" The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No." |
| Blonde & Turtle | ||
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed when there on their back. |
| Blonde - Contractor | ||
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living room and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color. The contractor wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and yelled, ''Greenside up.'' The lady is a little confused, but doesn't say anything, and they continue to the dining room where she tells him, ''I would like a nice warm white in here, nothing stark.'' The contractor writes something down on his pad, then walks to the window and again yells, ''Greenside up!'' The lady is really confused now but still does not say anything. They continue to her bedroom and she says, ''I would like a nice, cool, relaxing blue in here.'' The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and yells, ''Greenside up.'' The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the contractor, ''Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up. What is going on?'' The contractor replies, ''You see, I have four blondes laying sod across the street.'' |
Sorry people,
That last post was the Begining and the end of "Riley and Marco's Hotel Adventures" since I cant think of any stories..If I do I will definetly add to the so called "adventures"
My sister listens to crapy music huh? lol did u check out her top ten?
Me and marco(my cuz) we went up to the third floor and i found a toilet scrubber brush that was REALLY dirtie and Marco put it on sumones door lol.. and i took it off and then i put it in the second floors ice machine! lol... i wonder how that floors ice tasted.. probably pretty chocolaty eh?? hahaha
check back for more of "Riley and Marco's Hotel Adventures"
Ok Im updating now.
The other day in gym I called my principal an effing retard and he didnt even do anything about it, hes like o! i didnt know you felt that way we'll have ta talk about that l8r and he never came and got me! It was pretty lame.. hes such a mofo.. haha.. and then I got into a fight with this girl and he put me in a STORAGE room for 2HRS!!! there was enough spave for 2 people to site and the rest was full of clown dolls and papers and filling cabnets... god what a f****** PRICK!! hes a sick fuck that one..
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