ok i finally got erin off the computer...shes makin supper right now.. shes a really good cook
um so here are sum jokes for you
all jokes are from jokes.com
Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.
| Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You |
- How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
- Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
- Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
- Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
- That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
- Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
- The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
- Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
- Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
- Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
|
no wouldnt that be nice....
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
These blonde jokes are for my sister hehehe
Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
| A Blonde's Brain At Work |
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." |
| Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do? |
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are their lights on?" The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No." |
| Blonde & Turtle |
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed when there on their back. |
| Blonde - Contractor |
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living room and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color. The contractor wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and yelled, ''Greenside up.'' The lady is a little confused, but doesn't say anything, and they continue to the dining room where she tells him, ''I would like a nice warm white in here, nothing stark.'' The contractor writes something down on his pad, then walks to the window and again yells, ''Greenside up!'' The lady is really confused now but still does not say anything. They continue to her bedroom and she says, ''I would like a nice, cool, relaxing blue in here.'' The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and yells, ''Greenside up.'' The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the contractor, ''Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up. What is going on?'' The contractor replies, ''You see, I have four blondes laying sod across the street.'' |
I love that one
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